I have been meaning to write this blog for a very very long time. And finally I am so jobless that I cant think of anything else to do but to bore you people with one more … list.(I should call my blog ListShark or maybe “Lists with Nerdshark”)
So few months ago, I had a crazy dream because of which I decided to write this blog. But now that it was so long ago, that I have forgotten the dream. So without much ado I will jump into the “Dream List” [ which is not items that I dream to have but the list of dreams that I ever heard about].
Oops-My-Pants-Are-Missing
These are the dreams where you are either waiting at a bus stop or going to party or just roaming around to realise that “Ooops My Pants are missing!!”. You look like those movie actors/actresses who for some reason are dressed this way every morning in the movie. Sometimes, you are missing the shirt or maybe dressed like those WWF guys sans the muscles. You try to cover yourself by pulling your shirt down or hugging yourself and voila, you are fully dressed.
Where-the-F***-am-I
Somehow you are in this huge park or any public place and have no idea how you reached there. You search for this particular person and have no idea where he/she is. So you search and search and search till you are suddenly playing cricket on the field with your friends!!
I-wanna-be-a-rockstar
This is the most awesome dream to have. You are like this rockstar or movie actor or F1 racer and people are going “Aaaaaa!!! we love you !!!! “*Faint*. You are like this rookie/underdog who was just another dude till you were discovered by some freakish coincidence. Things like you were just banging on your table and they just know that you are born to be a drummer.
007
Baund.. Jaymes Baund.. Yesss, you are a spy for the top secret world anti-terrorism squad(T-SWATS). Though this one looks like the rockstar dream, there is a tradeoff between fame and power(Damn, I should stop writing my OS paper reviews). You lead a secret double life about which no one knows. Sometimes you are the SuperMan/SpiderMan/Powerpuff gal/Pikachu with unlimited power fighting GodZilla to make Tiruchirappalli a safe place.
Wait-is-this-a-dream
Very rarely you realise that this has to be dream because of its ridiculousness. And once you realise that you can control your own dreams. You can make the cows fly, have dung rain, create a force field to protect yourself, and then throw all your enemies out in the open. Muahhahahahaa.. Problem: You get too excited and wake up.
Hmm.. what else.. Ok..Ok.. You can speak too.. Lady’s and Gentleman, I present to you SentiShark.. See they all moved their cursor to the close button. Thats why I dont let you speak. You promise to keep it short? … Ok guys hear him out, poor SentiShark hasnt written anything for the last few months.
SentiShark: I am no dream analyst but somehow all these dreams have just two emotions in common. Hope and Fear. You hope that no one sees through you and fear that they may not like what they see.(Metaphorically you perverts. Outside-Staind). You hope that you always have friends around you and fear the day when you are left with no one. You hope to be famous or powerful someday so that you don’t fear anything ever. Life is a constant struggle between these two and together they push you forward. Hope doesn’t let you give up and fear keeps you from losing focus. As long as….
Yadaa Yaddaa Yadaaa. I think you people get the point what Senti is trying to make. Senti,I should kill you for totally barfing on my post. Anyways now that you have got your turn, stop bugging me.
CriticShark: Crappiest post of all time. Sarah Palin can do better than you. Luckily Katie Couric is not going to read your post. Do you always barf so much or are your readers …….
Ahem.. Where did he come up from ? Anyways before I fork more threads(Damn you OS)
THE END
Disclaimer: None of these dreams except one are mine. 
GO figure..
