One more airport story

Long time since i blogged, so i thought i will just humor my reader(s) with one more airport story. So i was in an airport waiting room in Dubai. Doing what ? waiting obviously !!duh!! Nowadays It seems that i  attract a lot of delayed planes or maybe somewhere my agnt mentioned “I prefer asian vegeterian on a delayed flight” . Anyways so there was this kiddo playing with his mom on a seat beside me. Suddeny he notices a girl kiddo on the other end of the room. So he wriggles out of  her mom’s hold and goes to play with the gal. The gal also is very happy to see him and they enjoy playing together. After some time the gal is roaming around the room and the kiddo is running after her and making odd sounds to grab her attention. Finally they get tired and sit together on the floor playing all by themselves while their moms look from the top to make sure they are ok but never disturbing them. All this while neither of the kids realise that their adult lives are going to be no different. 

Over time i have noticed a trend that my blogs have been deteriorating in quality and increasing in size – the worst sin commitable by a blogger. (unless he plans to make a movie – “How to lose a reader in 10 posts”)
So now i have decided to reduce the size of my posts. And if you were expecting -”and increase the quality of my posts” – IMHO FO. I maintain a stringent level of low quality and never exceed this level. Just to prove my point,  i will end my post here. Short and sweet. 

randOm cApiTaliSation

have you ever notIced thaT some people have thiS habit of capitalising few raNdom letters in their names Or whatever they write. why ? for sTyle… well at first i thOught they capitalised all vowels siNce these were onLy five dudes in a group of 26. so onlY way they could compenSate for Their smaller number was bY bigger size. but i reaLised i was wrong. so i thought it was altErnate letters funda, to give a sIne wave effecT. but i waS proved wrong again. if it is a coMplicated function something like sin(x)^2+cos(x)^2 then i maY be wrong. but Some of the people who did This were not that scientificallY incLined enough to even know that the above function is always constant. thosE of you who realised that, NERDSSSS..
so Then i assumed tHey were meAnt to convey some deeper meaning. like all the capiTalised wordS formed another Word inside it. but all tHeY formed were oNly words like EeRdf, DgwSo, tSf etc. laSt one iS not an example but the actual englISh “etC”. so dont stArt shouting eureka. thats when i realised the most obvious conclusion. its all about style. everything is about style. why do you buy a reebok when Paragon would suffIce. -> sTyle. why buy A roLex when even hmt shows the same tIme. =} Style. why capitalisE some letters ranDomly in a blog criticising the very same thing. =? style. not exactly. can you dig deeper?

Flight Plane

Well i have blogged from my office, from my room, from an airport, from a toilet[Guess which one, just kidding!!] So why not blog from an aeroplane. Well though this blogging is not real time(For the non-geeks, i mean i post the blogs later but i type them in the said place ) Though i would be surprised if i have any non geek friends.. now now dont feel bad that i called you a geek. But come on admit it, You cant hide from the truth . also it would make me feel a lot better. Coming back to the topic. so i am inside a plane. No not the geometry wala plane. Aeroplane which flies. Whooooo..Which makes me think does the aeroplane that starts or ends at your birth city, a plane that passes through the ORIGIN.
Well i can think of lot of such pj’s along the lines of horizontal planes, vertical planes(dont want to be on that one). But i will pardon you off that punishment. I am deviating a lot today. so anyways …
Brb, flight is taking off.. Ok so i am in air..
While i was in air, i noticed few things. Specially because its a night flight, the darkness and street lights play neat tricks with you. All you can see are the majr cities as they are well lit and rest all is an ocean of darkness. You never know whats the actual ocean and whats dark land. All you can make out are islands of light connected by long thin freeways. Thats what we will end up with once we are done with global warmign and all. But it almost looks like a nervous system. I wonder where the brain is.
Here actually all the lights form an image or some writing for us to read. It was definitely not English, so i didnt even try making sense. Maybe was some hieroglyphics.
So as we rose more higher, those hieroglyphics started turning into a big breadboard, with glowing AND/OR chips. Well sorry all ECE fundoos but thats what i ever used in my Microprocessor lab. And man, was this circuit beautiful. If it didnt short circuit, it could definitely do wonders.
Then there was this ass with a big torch who was just randomly pointing it in the air. I wonder what he was looking for. Mostly the other flight which got delayed. But i think all he found was us.
So when you look at the islands of light, you notice that all the houses have yellow neon under lights like all the fundooistic race cars in NFS. Unlike in India where every alternate street light is only working, and most of the lights are blinking like some disco display.
Finally as we started moving away from this fabulous display of lights, all i could see was a dark, barren earth untouched by technology. The cycle was complete.

[ this is reaaaalllly a bad post .. but i wrote it in a 4x6x8 cramped up Alaska airline flight seat and wont let my efforts go unpublished]