Well this is my third blog in a single day. Actually i am waiting for flight to start boarding and its taking ages. Though i would publish this blog only tomorrow as there is no free net on airport. Free internet .. A distant reality ?
Not actually. So most of you might be knowing that Google provides Free WIFI in its native city- Mountain View. And all you have to bear are some ads. So if this business model catches fire, it would soon spread out all over USA. And just like free mail was an impossibility when we got Hotmail(and wasnt it HOT) , free WiFi is soon to be the next big thing. And you have to bear some ads. You will have pop unders, pop overs, pop ins , pop outs So many pops that it will be like Fathers Day (PJjjjjjjjjj). What will be the sales pitch like?
“We cover 50 states in USA”(Dear old alaska missed again).
“We even cover all the major airports”(New York and LA)
“We have wifi even in toilets” (Finally i can check mail in the loo)
“We have the fewest number of dropped internet connections” (Finally i wont play hide and seek with my IM friends. Here i am online. oops i am offline again.)
“We provide 50Mbps wireless connection” (Oooh my where did that extra M come in the ad)
and so on and so forth…. But till that is a reality, wait to go home before you can publish your blogs. And my flight is here.. Good Bye.

Dreams Unlimited

The blog on dreams reminded me about another blogger’s posts(Sidin Vadukut if i remember correctly). His few posts were about his dreams and you really were able to associate with those dreams. Also they were pretty funny. Well every guy has dreams about his girl and how beautiful and sexy she’s going to be. (You dont? Gay…) And for gals, lets see. Few of them actually dream about their prince Charming(SRK in other terms). But most girly dreams are about their looks. “Hmmm how nice it would be if i had a smaller nose? Or Well lets see , remove some fat from my waist, thighs, face, a** and wolla …” Gals please correct me if i am wrong[ and while you are correcting me , do give me your email id or phone number too ]. But i think a dream which transcends gender is the dream of fame and glory. I have dreamt about being EVERYTHING from an actor to a zoologist. And not any ordinary one but world famous one. Except in my Jack of all trades dream. So how does a software engineer end up becoming all of those? Well its just so happens that i practise guitar day in day out. And within a month i become a guitar maestro and am called for rock shows all over the place. Or i just join my company’s golf team but i have this hidden skill and within few days i start hitting hole-in-one’s for each hole. And rest is history.
This one is slightly romantic. So i am going on a flight from New York to Dubai and my co-passenger is Elisha Cuthbert. so the “Girl Next Door” is girl next seat. Now i treat her like a normal girl and not like a celebrity. She feels so very comfortable and my jokes are so hilarious that she just cant control herself. (I would be surprised if i even utter a word when a college girl sits beside me, forget a celebrity). So we exchange email ids and phone numbers and the romace begins. Rest you can guess. Daily phones, romantic dates, engagement, marriage, marriage night, divorce. No no .. Divorce not because of THAT, but because all celebrities have a married life of 6 years , and die bachelors. What a dream. Actually speaking , i dont mind if elisha cuthbert was replaced by any girl as long as we love each other.

[And she is unimaginably beautiful. Just kidding..)

I blog for a dream

Well here i start again. I blog as if somebody is reading them, though i know that apart from me there is not a single soul that has the patience to go through my constant blabberings. But i still blog, not because “I blog therefore I am” . But i blog because of the same reason that you people dream. And i am not talking about the regular dreams about you running naked in your college or failing in an exam.(oops!! you dont hav esuch dreams ?) But the open eyed dreams where you dream about Sania mirza falling in love with you. Or when you hope of being the CEO( or atleast the Director) of your company. We know that they are just desires which cant be fulfilled but their mere thought brings few moments of happiness in this gloomy life. What has that got to do with my blogging? Actually nothing but these few moments of blogging give me the happiness of having a friend who always listens to your woes with a patient ear without starting to whine about his own woes(e.g. The hair in my arm pit is too short) or suddenly running off because of an urgent work(e.g I have to get my arm pit hair trimmed.. Hmmm why this sudden arm pit craze?). And also because it adds one more dream, one more hope that somebody out there reads my blogs and has a smile on his face because of me. Actually he might be even waiting for my next blog. Though in an exponential upgrade of my dream, i hope the reader is a She
And with that hope in mind, i type down each word of my blog and imagining a smile being formed in someone’s face.

Dont give up

So whats up everyone?
Well i went to san fransisco yesterday. Great place. Almost like New York except the ICE CREAM. But today i am going to blog about something else. Was just watching movie, about a guy who tries for 2 years to get into a rugby team but is not able to. Finally when he gives up, another rugby player who had also quit like him shows him the right path[traditional hollywood movie]. But he says something which let me started thinking. He said “Not a week goes by in my life when i dont regret that day i quit”(or something like that). Made me realise that all the regrets of my life can be summarised in five words ” Why did i give up? “
Just think about it. Try recollecting your regrets. Arent they all the same? “Why did i give up practising for my football team? Why did i quit studying in my college? Why did i give up on my love?” and so on and so forth. Life’s biggest regrets are when you quit.When you know you can do it but are just too afraid of failure. When the difficulties become too high to climb. But in all these circumstances, if you keep trying, you would be a happier person. You may not win but at least you would know you tried. And as they say, when you really want something the entire universe conspires to help you (or something along those lines). So dont give up.

Hello guys,
I am in California now. Well this is just the last leg of my world tour. Hmmm.. i dont even know how many legs did this tour have.. Somewhere between a horse and an octopus.
Nice place generally. Some kind of an indian feel to it. In the sense i was bored of seeing 30-50 storeyed insane buildings in new york. These buildings here are like 2-3 storeyed like any other place, with more people in the cars than in the streets which is the exact opposite of new york. New York is like, “Huh what the hell, i am better of walking on the road rather than the footpath. Anyways the traffic is so slow that no car can run  me over. If not for subways, all the underground traffic would have overflowed onto the roads and footpaths. For futurama enthusiasts, this would be like the underground mutants coming to the surface… Actually the people below the surface( i mean those travelling in subways, not beneath the skin and the “what you really are” bullshit) are pretty different from the ones i used to see on the surface. Well you would say, what crap- they are the same people, what bull shit. But subways give me a seedy feeling or its just those movies that i see where all thugs stay in subways and loot unsuspecting people( thats why its called the underworld) . But whatever these are just my idle ramblings and i should stop before you reject my posts as stupid nonsensical blabber and lose my PRECIOUS readers